John 3:16
I have decided to do a paraphrase of John 3:16 to make it more modern, to bring it inline with our culture and times. I am basing this on observation of what preachers teach that Jesus brings people. If you can think of others please feel free to add them in.
Original
For God so loved the world that He gave His only begotten Son, that whoever believes in Him should not perish but have everlasting life.
Modern
For God so loved the world that He gave His only begotten Son, that whoever believes in Him should not drive a chevette but race through life in a corvette.
For God so loved the world that He gave His only begotten Son, that whoever believes in Him should not ever be sick but have good health in this present life.
For God so loved the world that He gave His only begotten Son, that whoever believes in Him should not be poor in finances(regardless of their spending habits or work ethic) but have riches that fall from the sky so they can enjoy them without work.
Here is just a few of mine, what can you come up with?
Yes I know this is satire, read the prophets they used it as well..
Friday, September 15, 2006
John 3:16
I have decided to do a paraphrase of John 3:16 to make it more modern, to bring it inline with our culture and times. I am basing this on observation of what preachers teach that Jesus brings people. If you can think of others please feel free to add them in.
Original
For God so loved the world that He gave His only begotten Son, that whoever believes in Him should not perish but have everlasting life.
Modern
For God so loved the world that He gave His only begotten Son, that whoever believes in Him should not drive a chevette but race through life in a corvette.
For God so loved the world that He gave His only begotten Son, that whoever believes in Him should not ever be sick but have good health in this present life.
For God so loved the world that He gave His only begotten Son, that whoever believes in Him should not be poor in finances(regardless of their spending habits or work ethic) but have riches that fall from the sky so they can enjoy them without work.
Here is just a few of mine, what can you come up with?
Yes I know this is satire, read the prophets they used it as well..
I have decided to do a paraphrase of John 3:16 to make it more modern, to bring it inline with our culture and times. I am basing this on observation of what preachers teach that Jesus brings people. If you can think of others please feel free to add them in.
Original
For God so loved the world that He gave His only begotten Son, that whoever believes in Him should not perish but have everlasting life.
Modern
For God so loved the world that He gave His only begotten Son, that whoever believes in Him should not drive a chevette but race through life in a corvette.
For God so loved the world that He gave His only begotten Son, that whoever believes in Him should not ever be sick but have good health in this present life.
For God so loved the world that He gave His only begotten Son, that whoever believes in Him should not be poor in finances(regardless of their spending habits or work ethic) but have riches that fall from the sky so they can enjoy them without work.
Here is just a few of mine, what can you come up with?
Yes I know this is satire, read the prophets they used it as well..
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